Monday, April 27, 2009

Pig Kissers

Swine Flu - it will be the lead story on CNN, Fox, MSNBC, etc. until something that gets better ratings comes along. Jason says they're "fear mongers." Key words for those covering this story have been: pandemic, deadly, big story, confirmed cases, public health emergency, etc. Dun dun dun!

So that you don't catch this deadly pandemic, it's very important that you follow this advice: QUIT KISSING PIGS!!!! At least until the talking heads can get this under control. For those of you that are actually married to pigs, I hope you got the swine flu vaccine this year.

Seriously though, the symptoms are supposed to be those that you'd experience with the "human" flu. If you're dying to learn more, check out this website:
http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/key_facts.htm

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